Biography...

Aside from it being horribly poetry-centric, with my soon-t0-come move to New Orleans, the bio displayed here is in perilous jeopardy (is there any other kind?) of becoming obsolete. So it is with further ado that I am announcing the open anti-contest to write a new, up-to-date, short (one paragraph) biography. Rules are as plentiful as contest prizes: nil. Post your entries as comments to this post, where they will be judged from least to most ignored, while I forgo any sort of selection process to write my own which will inevitably replace the current. Contest is ongoing. Multiple entries are welcome.